January 2 2017

It occurred to me in the middle of the night that my ears are not equidistant from the top of my head. My right ear is lower than the left. Glasses sit at an angle and I think all I need is a small shim to attach to the arm, maybe with a piece of duct tape. Or surgery to move my ear a little up and back.

The middle of the night is when I have my clearest thoughts. Like I’ve left the butter on the counter for… all my life. And it’s probably spoiled and I’m killing my family. But then I read that it’s okay. It doesn’t need to be refrigerated. Where was that information when I really needed it?

I wonder if Costco straightens ears?